skeptics

[Bullet Maker]

    On Jan 10, 2012,

Sat outside last night and watched that beautiful full moon. Man was it bright. You could actually drive down the road with your headlights off, and you would be able to see just fine. That is, if there wasn`t a big black brama bull standing in the road. Anyhow, not only was I watching the full, bright moon, I was also listening for Bigfoot. Didn`t see Bigfoot last night, even though I was in a pretty good area. Did hear alot of strange noises in the distance, that I couldn`t explain. Did hear a rifle shot off in the distance, and heard the thunk, which means he or she hit what they were shooting at. Hope it wasn`t Bigfoot..More than likely, it was a deer and they were poaching. It was a bright night, and one wouldn`t have to much trouble seeing a deer with out even using a spotlight.... Heard alot of cattle bawling off in the distance, all went quite, got real peaceful, so I went on to bed. Got up early this morning and was drinking me a hot cup of coffee. Watched the sun come up. It`s always good to see the sun come up, cause that means your still alive.
     As I was drinking my coffee and staring out the front door, I got to thinking. Now I didn`t see any Bigfoot`s last night, but I know there out there. Did hear some strange noises, but none that I was familiar with, and some that I was. Anyhow, I thought to myself, that if a skeptic was there with me, and he heard the gun shot in the distance, did he really hear it or not?...You see they (the skeptics) don`t believe anything unless they see it. Now I know it was a rifle shot, didn`t see the rifle, but have been around weapons for along time, so I know the difference between a rife, shotgun, pistol shot. It was a rifle shot...Now remember (skeptic), didnt see it but did hear it, so therefore, it was thunder in the distance not a rifle shot...My point is this....Not everything in this world, do you have to believe in , but common sense does close the gap....Example: Electricity. It`s real, can`t see it, but know it`s there, all I got to do is turn on the light switch, BAM electric....stick your finger in the wall socket...BAM..it`s real electric ok...now we can`t see the electric, but we know it`s there. So to all you septic...Ur, I mean skeptics..wise up, pleaseee. Or, just go over and stick your finger in the wall socket...

 

[Bullet Maker]

News flash....
AP wire services...

Skeptic found dead in parents basement. The police said that 40 year old Mr. Skeptic, lived with his parents in there basement, of there house.. Mr. Skeptic didn`t have a job and spent all his time on the internet, harrassing other Bigfoot believers.
   Cause of death was from electrical shock. Mr Skeptic was found with his finger, in a wall socket. It was believed that he had read an article about wall sockets, and skeptic`s on the UHS site, and the family is bringing legal charges against the author of the article.
    Burial will be at the cemetary of the unbelievers.

  .....in case you aint figured it out...this is a joke.....

[Bullet Maker]

Skeptic was buried today, at sleepy meadows, grave yard...those in attendance were the skeptics of the world, and wica members.
   The skeptic members, dont believe Mr. skeptic died, cause they didn`t see the body. The skeptic`s are claiming that the body in the casket is really a hunter in camo.

[Bullet Maker]

 Channel 6 inOhio, reports of a bigfoot sighting recently. It seems that the care taker of the Sleepy Meadows cemetery, witnessed a strange creature, setting on top of the grave of a recently deceased skeptic. Channel 6 also found out that this cemetery, is located in an area that has had many sightings, in the past 150 years, from the early  settlers of the area. It seems the skeptic didn`t believe in Bigfoot, but as all things are strange in life, here is a skeptic's grave, with a Bigfoot, eating an apple while setting on top of the grave.

Life is strange.